Let's Get Retarded

I've been working day and night this week on a site. I've also been tying up loose ends before I leave for two weeks of little deserved vacation. I'm stretched a bit thin. I took my book out on the train this morning and it was inky. When I got to work, I found a pen at the bottom of my bag. It hadn't exploded but I had failed to put the cap on after using it. Inky and Retarded.