Gamine, In A Dudely Way

This morning, as I was doing the zombie shuffle from the train to the office, I noticed an older couple in front of me. The man was wearing a charity 5k shirt with a list of sponsors on the back. "HEB," I thought to myself. "Wait. HEB? TEXAS! WOAI? KJ-97? SAN ANTONIO!"

TheSteve: Are ya'll from San Antonio?
Man: (startled) Yes!
TheSteve: I'm from San Antonio. Welcome to New York. Are you lost?
Man: Which way is...Columbus Avenue.
TheSteve: Take a left at the next corner.
Couple: Thanks.

And then I veered off to my building. I'm like goddamn Amelie or some shit.