We must all resign ourselves to the fact that the Memorial Day weekend has come and gone. But didn't we have fun, gang? The movies! The walks! The parks! The naps! The food! The love! Boy howdy.
I breathed some life into my ailing Netflix subscription and neglected pressing responsibility. What the fuck did you do, fuckface*?
*Profanity, the last refuge of the slave to the five-day work week.