Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Ding, Dong, Dubbs Is Gone

Chris left on Tuesday and now Reagan's gone home until early June. So that means I've got the place all to myself, free to do as I please. I'm showering with the door open. Hell, I'm shitting with the door open. I'm going to walk to and fro with nary a stitch on, sporting a raging hard-on just because I can. For the next two weeks, my penis and I are kings of all that we survey. Cast your eyes upon my turgid member and tremble.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I hope my eyes never meet a turgid member. Ever.