Shallow Shoe Gaze

Last night, while waiting in line for a Michel Gondry opening, Shavonne drank in the rich tapestry of art hipsters. There was a negligible difference between them and this weekend's indie rock hipsters, but for the keen observer there is some variation. What are the contributing factors? Money? Passion? Borough preference? Who knows less about that which they feign expertise? Who is sobbing harder on the inside? Which precious community will win our hearts and minds?