Monday, October 16, 2006

Rules to Follow

While I was picking up some lunch, I passed a guy who was wearing gigantic, mirrored sunglasses. He had another pair clipped to the breast pocket of his jean jacket.
Rule No. Thirteen of Being a Badass: A badass is never caught unawares without his aviators.


Christopher said...

I suppose you didn't get the memo, natural light actually burns out the retinas of badasses... so they have to shield their eyes; the only known defense found so far are the lenses of aviators...

Anonymous said...

Naw, he wasn't a badass, he was a Cyberpunk. There's even a Cyberpunk Anthology called Mirrorshades. It all started with a gag when the Cyberpunk writers started putting some character in mirror shades in every story.