Monday, June 26, 2006
Fozzy Can't Ollie
I was trailing behind a pack of tween skateboarders. One of them had an uncontrollable tick. His head would jerk back violently and then oscillate 3-4 times like a bobble head. It was magnified by his thick, shaggy hair which would fly about everytime he spazzed. Oi, shave your head so as not to draw so much attention to yourself. You look like a fucking muppet.