Male Postal Clerk: Nothing'll get you fired faster than showing up late.
Female Postal Clerk: Is that right?
Male Postal Clerk: Yeah.
Female Postal Clerk: So I could come in here, shoot up the place and not get fired.
Male Postal Clerk: Yeah.
Female Postal Clerk: But if I'm late doing it?
Male Postal Clerk: Fired.
Both: (laughter)
I kind of hope that isn't a real conversation you overheard... but there's no real way of knowing with the post office!
ReplyDeleteIt was said in jest. I normally smile as a signal of recognition when I overhear funny conversations. But with this one I laughed out loud. It was hilarious. It made my hour.
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